He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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