He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
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Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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