idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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