I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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