also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
