Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
You surviving the open bar?
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I didn't shave. On purpose
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
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At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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