I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I need to align my fucking chakras
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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