Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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