He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
