Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Randomize
