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Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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