I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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