i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
You took a bar mat shot.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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