they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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