So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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