I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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