either way he was missing a nipple.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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