Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
