How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
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His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize