i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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