Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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