Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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