I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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