Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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