i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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