Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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