I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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