that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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