thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
