Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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