i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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