So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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