Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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