Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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