they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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