That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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