I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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