Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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