Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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