your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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