i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Everything about him screamed your future.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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