yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
