I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize