marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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