I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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