that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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