I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
don't judge my taste in strippers
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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