at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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