All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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