I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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