Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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