So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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