OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
how do flat chested girls get laid?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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