Is it normal to miss your booty call?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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