Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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