We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
We are all done wearing pants today
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.