I chose taco bell over sex...
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before